Just starting to realize that almost all of my favorite comic artists also draw a bit of NSFW stuff, y’know? I don’t have a problem with this at all, but I just find it interesting. Maybe its a tumblr thing? Maybe its a me thing? Maybe its because they are comfortable enough with their art and themselves to put that out there?
I think I’m going to stick with they are all awesome. Yup.
Also called pot-chocolate or COCOA-DRANK by my more colorful friends.
:1: Find a pot. I used a medium-sized one (one that I usually make mac ‘n’ cheese or ramen in) but I don’t give a damn what size pot you use. Use a little one, use a big one, use a stew pot, even. Hell, steal one of those big-assed pots they use in soup kitchens for all I care. Just get yourself a pot.
:2: Put some water in your Cooking Pot of Ambiguous Purpose +1. Boil the fuck out of it.
:3: Turn the heat down, add a bit of whatever you have in your spice cabinet. Don’t go crazy, think about what would taste good. I used some powdered ginger, cinnamon, and a bit of nutmeg because I’m a nutmeg whore.
:4: Find some vanilla, real or imitation. Add a bit of that.
:5: Start the coffee maker, or an espresso maker if you have one. Make some coffee, then run the coffee through the filter again. (I put the filter in an empty glass and poured the coffee into it, as to not totally fuck over my coffee maker.) Make yourself some strong-as-fuck coffee stuff.
:6: Add your wake-the-dead coffee to the spiced water in your pot.
:7: Boil the fuck out of that.
:8: Turn the heat down and go look for whatever hot cocoa mix you have in your house. Add some of EVERYTHING. Do it. The more the better. I ended up with four different kinds in my final mix. And it is fantastic. (I found some Nutella and put a bit in. Ohmygod, delish.)
:8a: Think “Shit, I just put Nutella in hot chocolate. This has to go on Tumblr.”
:9: Whisk that bitch around a bit. Raise the heat if you’d like, BUT FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST be careful that your concoction doesn’t boil over. Because if the heat is too high, that bitch will rise faster than a gay boy at a One Direction concert. Keep an eye on it.
:10: You might notice that your mix is a bit watery. Taste it (CAREFULLY. That shit is LAVA.) and add more chocolate to taste. Fuck the police at this point.
:11: Keep the temperature at a decently high level. If you must boil it, keep watch and whisk it down whenever it gets too excited. Let it boil down for about ten minutes. Let it get thick. Oh, yeah.
:12: Add some sugar. Not much, unless that’s your thing. Whisk, whisk, whisk, then put it on medium heat. Go pet your cat or pee or something for a couple of minutes while that calms down, then turn the heat off. Take the pot off. Let it cool a bit, find a ladle, dish out some delishus God-given chocolate drink, and enjoy.
:13: Finally, never go to sleep. Stay up and play Diablo 3. Or Skyrim. Or watch the Avengers for the fourteenth time. Or write more Avengers fanfics. Or Science Bro Fics. Yeah, Science Bros. I like that one.
K BYE.
OM NOM NOMS. We should do this sometime. o.o
